I swear to God, queen and country,

That I mean no harm to children, parents or my countrymen, especially not women, nor any vegetable, mineral or criminal (those unfortunates, excepting the token white collar criminal that represents the multitudes of those under criminal whose charge becomes unheard, unspoken and unwritten…),

But, maybe Canada and any and all countries in the whole world, will take the day off tomorrow.

Tomorrow being the unofficial strike day for world peace.

Perhaps our government and others may declare International Peace Day a national or Global paid day off!

If anyone reading this farce, genuinely likes the idea, I say (You too) yeah and I will send in this yarn as quick as you can say Jonathan Swift .