Can I Borrow Your Cell Phone

At a busy cafe during rush hour.

Everyone refuses the request.

The person walks away voicing disgust over the multiple refusals.

Can I at least borrow your phone, I need to make a call, he says in a whinny voice.

No, I need to go. He walks away

The complainer calls after him, “I want to call you a dog. Do you want a bone.

The other man walks away.

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