“I am a chocolate frog.”

“You are a commercial abomination, exploitative in nature (business entity, reeling in glee after days or weeks of pirating the human soul!).”

” Think of yourself with curiosity and humour, compassionate care, the same care you would offer anyone in need of comfort.”

“Bah humbug!”

“Eat me, you fool!”

“No!”

“Eat me.”

“Arrhha, arrhha…hmm, very good, thank you.”