Okay, I tried this Men’s Health Recipe twice. The first was the best. This time, sum shit was on one of my stove’s burners and threw off my timing….

https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/a42189133/how-to-hard-boil-an-egg/

Not a bad little recipe, if I do say myself, but hey, the proof is in the doing.

Okay, fresh from the chill pot, egg: salt and pepper (ionized salt, freshly ground pepper), a drop or two of mustard….