Shit hawk is a cruel name, but very descriptive to a disappointed public.

Our shame runs deep because the sea gull’s disappointments match our own: there is no room for their home as our urban sprawl will overwhelm their habitat.

There morning cry’s wake the homeless with dry irony.

A positive image is taken from Jonathan Livingston Seagull, “How are you this sunny morning?”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Livingston_Seagull?wprov=sfti1